My Son I promise as long as I live I am your parent 1 st your friend 2nd. 

I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare & hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I LOVE YOU ! 

When you understand that, i will know you are a responsibe adult. 

You will NEVER find someone who love, pray , care & worry about you more than i do ! 

If you don't hate me once in your life - I am not doing my job properly as your father.